I Am A Grown Ass Man

First off, I am a grown ass man. I do grown ass man shit and say grown ass man things. I don't have no kids and can do what the fuck I want..........

So I'm watchin Dora the explorer this morning....[don't judge] and boots was fighting crabs...[funny itself]... Anyway, it made me laugh so I kept watchin. So, swiper the fox shows up and I think to myself if this was real life swiper would maul her ass. So apparently her and boots were meeting in the woods to eat chocolate covered strawberries and hug......wtf...? I guess that's my adult brain takin away the innocence of it....but watch what your kids watch....
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